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Why Should I Study at UPF?
It's never been so easy to finally
get your degree! Why throw away years of your life and thousands
of dollars only to end up with a crappy job not even related to
your degree? Or even
worse, one that is! Study at your own
pace, in your own home where you can smoke and drink whatever
you want to. Who knew education could be this fun?
To start your educational journey, just start clicking. Chaos Theory reigns. For people who need more direction, you may begin by clicking on a TWO LETTER DEPARTMENT PREFIX of the Major that interests you most. You may choose one you've secretly dreamed of, or the one friends and supportive family members have suggested you'd be great at. Don't know what the codes stand for? That's okay, click away. Or, to learn what they all stand for, click here.
At the University of Psychogenic Fugue all the choices are yours.
Note: Upon approval, smart people, aka Gifted Kids, can design their own Program of Study by taking classes from any or all of the Departments.
But wait there's more! Look at the features of our fine University:
- Over 375 Courses in 15 Departments
- Nearly 100 Scholarships & Awards you probably won't qualify for
- Over 100 campus clubs, cliques, and social groups; including fraternities, sororities, & sports teams
- Lots and lots of rules & regulations
- Complete info on admissions, campus committees, councils, procedures, grading, & financial aid
- Vivid descriptions of most buildings
- Unrivaled modern curriculum
- No prior education required, not even a brain
- Much, much cheaper than a so-called real college degree
- Study at your own pace, either at home or on the go
- Bonus Application that's not only fun, it's easy
- Plus, get your own Personalized Diploma!
