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Therapy Groups
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Girls Who Love Horses
Support group for girls who obsessively draw horses on every square
inch of everything they touch, but were never allowed to own a
horse or even ride a carousel. Activities include compiling a
directory of painfully perfect pony names and visiting local stables
to weep tears of bitter longing.
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The Shyness Support Group
Students brave enough to actually attend meetings will spend one
hour per week sitting in an awkward silence, wondering why no
one will talk to them and wishing they had never come in the first
place.
Unicorn Forest Healing Circle
Nationally recognized organization joins students together in
harmony. Members use crystals and positive energy to heal test
scores and get better dates. Activities include annual Earth Day
Chilidog Feast and seasonal solstice-related Wine Festival and
Frisbee® Tournament. Participants must own a ceremonial chalice
and the Norton Anthology of Pagan Chants, and be willing to construct
an altar to peace, sunsets, or fairies. Club advisor is a certified
Earth Goddess who uses her love for the benefit of personkind.
Group gathers weekly at midnight under the magical incense tree.
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