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Alpha Alpha Hydroxide 
Campus fraternity composed of identical
twins. Open to both men and women, Alpha Alpha Hydroxide members
discuss the best ways to break into chewing gum commercials. Group
also sponsors a yearly Two of Us are Better Than One Dance where
members typically invite their twin. The dance takes place on
a luxury ferry boat which cruises around a tiny pond. However,
since the record player skips if students dance up and down, only
sideways dancing is permitted.
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Delta Delta Doppelgänger 
Secret fraternity of evil twins who killed their nice twin and
assumed their identity. By joining Delta Delta Dopplegänger
members are not publically admitting to any criminal act.
Eradicate Ugliness Worldwide 
Eradicate Ugliness Worldwide was formed by Sorority girls who
became concerned after watching a slide show on personal hygiene
in Third World countries. As stated in the club's manifesto of
purpose, "Those little girls didn't even have barrettes!
No one should have to suffer like that!" Girls send donations
of make-up, jewelry, and home permanent and hair dye kits to ugly
children all over the world. Unlike other starving-children clubs,
EUW is a fun club.
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Flora Fauna Delta 
Flora Fauna Delta is a unisex "frarority" of nature
lovers whose frat house is actually a network of shoddily assembled
pop-up campers and army surplus tents at the Snake 'N' Skunk Campground
off I-19. Activities include scrounging for TP, preparing meals
with tonka toasters, and smearing fellow brothers and sisters
with calamine lotion.
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Glamma Epsilon Pi 
Nationally recognized sorority is composed of the most beautiful
girls on campus. In order to rush Glamma Epsilon Pi you must have
placed First Runner Up or better in your local beauty pageant.
Sorority matriarch, a former Miss Hoe Down, says "Only the
most glamourous gals can be Glamma girls." One week each
semester, Glamma Epsilon Pi tries to save all the needy children
within a two block radius of campus. Please, no Miss Congenialities.
(This sorority also sponsors an annual new student scholarship.
See Glamma Epsilon Pi
Sorority Scholarship for more informaion.)
