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Dessert Lovers Club
Dessert lovers meet at Baker's Paradise
every other night to pig out. Members are encouraged to eat pies
- lots of pies. Club advisor recommends all students take LS 101
Introduction to Immobility before joining this club.
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Winter Smokers
Nicotine-addicted students and professors
who've been forbidden from indulging their deadly habit inside
anything remotely resembling a building (even during the harsh
winter months), will designate a time and place to huddle between
classes, relying on body heat and a multitude of flaming tobacco
products for warmth. Activities include bitching about the moral
tyranny of non-smokers, pointing out that cars spew a lot more
toxic chemicals than any cigarette does, and whining about the
Econ professor who always bums smokes because he's too damn cheap
to buy his own.
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Young Mothers
Girls who thought they were too smart or lucky to get pregnant
gather to discuss the horrors of parenthood. Although Young Mothers
was originally created to give its members some much-needed time
away from their little loved ones, none of them could find or
afford babysitters. Consequently, the group meets in the Child
Development Laboratory during "Barney."
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