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Activity Clubs
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The Doomsday Umbrella
Catch-all group for various cult-like student organizations who
believe that the end of the world is just around the corner. Whether
you prefer flood, famine, plague, meteorite, alien invasion, or
nuclear annihilation, all philosophies are welcome. Group frantically
meets whenever one of the them predicts doomsday (roughly three
times a month).
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Future Corporate Raiders of America
Club will conduct hostile take-overs of other campus groups, fire
all of the old members and sell their club equipment back to the
University. Predatory instinct and lack of humanity required.
Bestselling author of "My Grandfather was the Original Corporate
Raider" will be temporary advisor while our detectives track
down the original faculty advisor and student treasurer, who we
believe are somewhere in the Bahamas. Bitter former members of Vice Presidents Club
welcomed.
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Professional Protesters
Student group gathers to scrutinize the policies and practices
of other campus groups looking for something to be offended by.
Members take turns organizing weekly protests somewhere on campus.
The group also explores the ongoing debate between marching in
a circle versus randomly milling about. Find out why efforts to
march in more complex shapes, like a rhombus or parallelogram,
have been unsuccessful. Students will also learn firsthand how
to be hit by both bricks and insults alike.
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