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[+]DDivision
of Culture
Degree: Bachelor of Beauty Arts (BBA)
Everyone knows that glamour is glamourous - it can make you a Star, bring you love, fame, and celebrity. Recently, it has been scientifically proven that glamourous people have more friends and make more money. Our major in Glamour is geared toward students who every night dream of living in the magical world of glamour, full of sexy men and dangerously thin women. And even if you're really ugly, don't worry, we can turn you into someone else.
GLR106RDeveloping Something Special
GLR116RBuild a Better Supermodel
GLR126RThe Next Big Thing
GLR130RThe Bad Date
GLR136RProgress of Objectification
GLR206RTrend Spotting
GLR216RAnd It Was Christmas
GLR226RFaux Accessories
GLR236RImage-Making on a Budget
GLR306RNon Surgical Fake Body
GLR307RSurgical Fake Body
GLR313RAccepting Failure I
GLR314RSucceeding at Failure
GLR315RAccepting Failure II
GLR406RBe a Groupie
GLR416RPseudo Superstar
GLR426REst Factor
GLR436RPool Shark
GLR440RModeling For the Biz
GLR444RMorning Beauty Queen
GLR456RGlamour PracticumT[Prac. defined]
GLR460RCelebrity Speculation
GLR466RSexual Glow
GLR477RCelebrate Your Sameness
GL 116 BUILD A BETTER SUPERMODEL
Working in groups of four to five students, you will plan, design,
create, and nurture a supermodel from inception to death. Students
will be required to track their supermodel through the short stages
of her career. Learn professional make-up tips that can be used
to extend your supermodel's life. Special runway training provided.
Preparation for combating model-related eating disorders (such
as eating food) is also covered.
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GL 206 TREND SPOTTING
Look, there, in the pages of that popular magazine. Is that Julia
Roberts sporting a fez? Newt Gingrich riding a unicycle? Hanson
eating gourmet corndogs? The Pope wearing snowshoes? We'll teach
you how to scan the gossip mags to distinguish the next big thing
from just another celebrity gone mad. You'll learn to exploit
potential trends for profit or merely the personal pleasure of
saying "they stole that from me" after your trend catches
on.
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GL 416 PSEUDO SUPERSTAR
This class will teach you to pretend you're a well-liked superstar.
Learn to chart the progress of your make-believe film/CD/book
on the bestseller list. Answer actual questions in an interview
customized for your personal dream of superstardom. Calculate
your royalties and act out extravagant shopping sprees and drug
binges. Make reservations at several trendy restaurants, even
receive weekly fan/hate mail from your professor based on your
in-class performance. Additional fee for mock magazine containing
glamourous class cover photo and individual student superstar
interviews.