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[+]DDivision
of Humanities
Degree: Bachelor of Mendacity (BM)
In order to stay competitive, The Ethics Department is currently downsizing. Even so, the University still believes that Ethics are a vital instrument in global conquest. We still offer a wide selection of interesting and varied courses which have been enjoyed by some of the most popular and well-paid politicians, lawyers, gangsters, bullies, doctors, babysitters, and local mechanics Surprisingly, even criminals and law enforcement officers all agree that since ethics are intangible they don't really exist. Note: The University of Psychogenic Fugue cannot be held legally responsible for any unethical things you may do as a result of taking these classes.
ETR101RLiving a Lie I
ETR102RLiving a Lie II
ETR456REthical PracticumT[Prac. defined]
ET 102 LIVING A LIE II
For the master liar only. Discover how a career as a truck driver
enables you to wed and deceive multiple spouses. Learn how a high
school dropout convinced University officials that she had a PhD
in Ethics, and got tenure in just two years. Prerequisite: Permission
of "Professor."