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[+]DDivision
of Arts
Degree: Bachelor of Arts (BA)
There is one basic model for Communications
in the early 21st century - try to explain something to someone
and inevitably they won't understand you. It's a simple idea complicated
by bad public speaking skills. Luckily, studying Communications
can help. Even if you're really bad at quickly memorizing things
right before a test, our experienced faculty members can brainwash
you into understanding how ideas are exchanged; you can even learn
how to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
CMR101ROne-Named People
CMR102ROne-Named Pairs
CMR111RHostage Negotiation
CMR121RCalling in Sick
CMR136RThe Lost Friend
CMR201RMen & Women, Do You Know?
CMR212RImpossible Conversation
CMR222RTheory of Communication
CMR299RA Sign on a Wall in a Store
CMR301RThe Whiny Friend
CMR311RThe Angry Letter
CMR321RSocial Directing
CMR333RLie 'Til the Truth Comes Home
CMR377RScheduling Chaos
CMR401RKissing the Fanny
CMR411ROld Glory
CMR421RComputer Video Conferencing
CMR428RRoom for Improvement
CMR431RMorning Meeting
CMR441RBest Friends
CMR451RBefriend Your Professor
CMR456RCommunications PracticumT[Prac. defined]
CMR488RWomen Who are Larger-Sized
CMR499RThe .99¢ Trick
CMR501RWishes & Plans
CM 121 CALLING IN SICK
Every college graduate quickly discovers that getting a job is
only half the battle. Keeping it is the real struggle. A new employee
must know when, why, and how to take extra time off. Find out
why women have more built-in illness excuses, and how many relatives'
funerals you can safely claim to attend before an employer gets
suspicious. Course materials include a flowchart of undiagnosable "mystery" illnesses.
CM 311 THE ANGRY LETTER
How many times have you ripped open a bag of your favorite artificially-flavored
snack chips and found a severed finger? You swear you're gonna
write an angry letter to the artificially-flavored snack chip
people about how you've always enjoyed the zesty zing and hearty
crunch of their product until you found a dispossessed human body
part among the goodness. Furthermore, you want to tell them in
spite of all the zestiness and all the heartiness, you and probably
all of your friends and extended family members will never again
be able to bring yourselves to enjoy that particular brand of
chip unless you receive substantial financial compensation or
a lifetime supply of the very chip you moments ago swore to never
eat again. But you never got around to writing that letter, did
you? This course will help you create a personalized computer
program which will enable you to fire-off angry letters to virtually
everyone in a matter of seconds. Your hostility can be easily
directed toward restaurants, governments, TV networks, editors,
in-laws, and/or school librarians.