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[+]DDivision
of Science
Bachelor of Applied Business (BAB)
The Business Department does not guarantee
the accuracy or legality of any information, facts, or statistics
presented by faculty members. As such, we cannot be held liable
for the many injuries, bankruptcies, suicides or prison sentences
allegedly incurred by a disproportionately high percentage of
our alleged business graduates. However, for a small fee we can
teach you all there is to know about buying and selling or hiring
and firing.
BSR101RPlaying the Lottery
BSR111RBasic Drug Dealing
BSR112RAdvanced Drug Dealing
BSR199RFees, Fees, and More Fees
BSR201RWhite Collar Crime
BSR222RFinancial Harassment
BSR232RProfessional Mooching
BSR272RWin at the Casino
BSR299RFlaunting Your Wealth
BSR301RGetting Paid for Volunteer Work
BSR311RIntroduction to Prostitution
BSR312RAdvanced Prostitution
BSR315RAlternative Financing
BSR318RFake Your Death
BSR322RBreaking Workplace Rules
BSR333RRule the Galaxy
BSR344RInternational Business
BSR355RConsumer Evolution
BSR411RChoosing a Happiness Modifier
BSR456RBusiness PracticumT[Prac. defined]
BSR488RRobot Zoo
BSR501RChristmas Everyday
BSR511RThe Business of College I
BSR512RThe Business of College II
BSR521RPlanet of the Dogs
BSR533RThe Art of Trickery
BSR555RCold Corporate Wind a Blowin'
BSR599RInterdisciplinary Greed
BSR605RThe Arch Capitalist
BSR633REmployee & Employer War
BSR666RBeanie Baby Infection
BSR690RLegal Illegals
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BS 318 FAKE YOUR DEATH
Credit card debt out of control? Are the loan vultures circling?
Is your ex-lover still stealing your mail? Don't worry, it's not
illegal to die. It's easier than you think to effectively eliminate
yourself and start anew. We'll teach you how to max out your credit
cards before the day of reckoning, how to apply for a new name,
and procedures involved in scanning and adapting your death certificate.
Faking a car crash has never been this easy. Our final week will
cover how the internet can be used to erase your criminal record.
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BS 344 INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS
Theory and practical overview of exploiting small foreign countries
for profit. The international legal community now encourages small
business owners to take exotic foreign vacations in order to purchase
all the lovely craftwear made by poor, backward, indigenous people.
This wonderful, handcrafted merchandise can then be sold for a
tidy profit in the cutest little knickknack stores. We'll even
explore socio-political factors which prove you don't have to
feel guilty anymore.
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BS 501 CHRISTMAS EVERYDAY
Christmas is more than just another pagan holiday, it's a state
of mind. And with the right training, you can learn to live in
harmony with the spirit of holiday greed each and every day of
the year. Besides teaching you how to eat until you explode, this
course will show you how to claim those other 261 working days
as paid religious holidays, even if you're an Atheist. Remember,
Christmas doesn't have to be limited to just December and July
anymore.