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[+]DDivision
of Arts
Degree: Bachelor of Fine Arts (BFA)
Unlike many institutions who think Art
is only useful for elementary school teachers to distract small
children with, we believe Art is a vital expression of the human
spirit. Work toward your prestigious and thoroughly useless Bachelor
of Fine Arts in a stylish art facility, complete with a smoker's
lounge. You may even qualify for a tiny personal cube-shaped studio.
You'll love our Department's laid-back, no deadline atmosphere.
We know artists cannot be held responsible for their actions.
ARR101RPaint by Numbers I
ARR102RPaint by Numbers II
ARR111RCrafting Adult Pinatas
ARR121RDoodling
ARR201RControversial Art
ARR222RCoping with Creativity
ARR245RThe Process & the Product
ARR267RCatalog Creation
ARR301RVirtual Interior Design
ARR333RThe Art Chick
ARR388RBe a Popular Cartoonist
ARR391RArt For the Kiddies
ARR401RUnstable Artist
ARR411RThe Art of Hating Art
ARR418RMake an Artistic Statement
ARR421RComputer Doodling
ARR456RArt PracticumT[Prac. Defined]
ARR501RGraffiti Art
ARR511RDecorative Lawn Design I
ARR512RDecorative Lawn Design II
ARR521ROne-Hour Photo Lab
ARR531RThe Art Lottery
ARR541RUnderstanding Art
ARR567RGirls With Brushes
ARR666RSatan, a Retrospective
S
AR 222 COPING WITH CREATIVITY
Do friends and professors often refer to your paintings, films,
poems, or photographs as "original" or "daring?" Do you spend
sleepless nights worrying that your unique artistic vision has doomed you to
a life of obscurity and poverty? This
class will teach you to suppress those creative impulses and enjoy
the safety and mainstream comfort of the corporate art world,
including hotel paintings and theme park murals. Don't let talent
interfere with your future again.
AR 333 THE ART CHICK
Dress like an official art chick and be the center of campus ridicule.
Learn what to pierce, what hair color is most offensive to the
middle-class, and how to buy the coolest vintage clothes and bulky
earings from thrift stores. Study the best ways to keep your black
boots polished and your tattered backpack patched. Learn why leopard
jackets and purses are a must. Even learn how to get conservative
parents to stay off your back. We'll splatter-paint a pair of
torn jeans or overalls during our final class.